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POST IN WHICH WOBBLERLORRI SEEKS CHRONOLOGICAL RE-ORIENTATION...
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DOES ANYBODY REALLY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS???

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NOT EVEN THE ANGELS CAN HELP US THERE

A CUTTING INSIGHT, NO LESS.

1. YES!!! MY TUMMY IS HUNGRY WHICH MEANS IT'S 'FOOD O'CLOCK'.

I'M LUCKY IN THAT RESPECT, UNLESS THERE WAS A CLOCK IN MY PRESENCE OR MY STOMACH WAS COMPLAINING I WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS [SAVE FOR IT BEING DAY-TIME OR NIGHT-TIME].

2. I CARE DEEPLY ABOUT BEING ON TIME, KNOWING THE TIME, AND ALSO ABOUT EATING FOOD.

3. !!!I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT CHICAGO IS. WERE THEY THOSE PEOPLE WHO SANG ABOUT SEEING RAIN IN AFRICA?


OMG NO THAT WAS TOTALLY TOTO!! CHICAGO HAD PETER CETERA AND DID "IF YOU LEAVE ME NOW", "OLD DAYS", "BABY WHAT A BIG SURPRISE" AND "YOU'RE THE INSPIRATION".

HOLY CHRIST I'M SO GODDAMN OLD!!!!!

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I ASPIRED TO BEING OLD LIKE YOU. NOW THAT I AM OLDER, I REALISE THAT THIS IS A MISTAKE ONE MAKES ONLY WHEN THEY'RE YOUNG.

THAT'S A CENTRAL POINT OF THE GENERAL THEORY OF RELATIVITY! THERE'S NO WELL-DEFINED GLOBAL DEFINITION OF TIME. YOU'RE STUCK IN AN EXISTENTIALIST HELL, WITH YOUR OWN PRIVATE TIME THAT IS FUNDAMENTALLY ALIENTATED FROM EVERYONE ELSE'S TIME!

IS ALIENTATION ANYTHING LIKE BEING A MUSLIN TERRIST???

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